Sunday, July 21, 2013

Mortified

The other night, at work, there was a woman who was purchasing a bunch of baby supplies: Newborn onesies, a breast pump, et al.  I will admit to being overly interested in strangers' infant purchases because it allows me to briefly live vicariously through them.

The point is, I asked the woman how much longer she had to go in her pregnancy.

And she responded, "Oh, he was born five days ago."

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